i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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