When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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