i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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