I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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