You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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