1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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