I want to stick my p in your. b.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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