sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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