great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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