How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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