Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
