you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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