woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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