Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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