what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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