it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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