It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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