She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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