Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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