You just made me feel so damn special
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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