Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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