How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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