Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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