I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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