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  my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt

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• Ah, yes... The power of the penis. Douche bag guys that are a great lay... It's such a cruel world.

  Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 3:32pm

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  • its the alpha male "I'm gunna wreck this shit for all who come after" attitude which results in multi orgasmic broken vaginas

    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 8:13pm

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    • And some simply refuse to be broken!

      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 9:02pm

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      • ...I must break you...

        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 9:30pm

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        • LMFAO!!! Can't be done!!!

          Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 9:34pm

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          • my penis thrusts as hard as a great white shark's bite..I assassined creed with it...no amount of lifting logs will save your vag!!

            Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 11:58pm

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            • Yeah, yeah... Words, words, words...

              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 23, 11 at 12:23am

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              • that was ALOT of rocky 3 references and I can fit no more

                Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 23, 11 at 1:35am

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                • Some women aren't meant to be tamed...

                  Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 23, 11 at 1:58am

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                  • I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS AS A MAN!!!

                    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 23, 11 at 2:20am

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                    • Witness childbirth,then look down dude. You ain't doin nuthin!!!!

                      Submitted by porksword on Dec 23, 11 at 7:18am

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                      • Like watching Alien... The happy place is never seen the same way again.

                        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 23, 11 at 10:51am

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                        • that movie fucked me up as a lil kid..I watched it and Thanksgiving my uncle started choking but I thought the alien was commin so I ran and hid in my room

                          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 23, 11 at 1:10pm

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• I've been in that relationship. Dump him.

  Submitted by DaniShmani on Dec 22, 11 at 2:47pm

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• Nunubeast.. No one wants their vagina wrecked. Very unpleasant.

  Submitted by HippyChick on Dec 22, 11 at 8:44pm

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  • wrap it around a poll!!

    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 9:31pm

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• need to Kali ma that vag heart of yours

  Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 2:52pm

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• It's not the heart, it's the heart-on.

  Submitted by porksword on Dec 22, 11 at 3:31pm

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• Tragic, there's no right choice in this situation.

  Submitted by dynasty55 on Dec 24, 11 at 12:39am

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• NUNU! The Indiana Jones reference was genius. xD

  Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Dec 23, 11 at 12:03am

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• Lol FAMOUS! TFLN is real after all heyy

  Submitted by HippyChick on Dec 22, 11 at 8:45pm

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• See a doctor immediately.

  Submitted by BrendanA on Dec 22, 11 at 3:40pm

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• Looking for a multi orgasmic broken vagina to objectify me as a human sex toy

  Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 23, 11 at 6:58am

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• I'll fix your vagina just give me a shout

  Submitted by FDMedic47 on Dec 22, 11 at 3:28pm

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• Awww, sweetie... That heart died years ago :)

  Submitted by Uziduze on Dec 22, 11 at 9:32pm

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