you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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