quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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