ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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