totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Randomize
