he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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