Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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