What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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