Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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