i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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