In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
