Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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