He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
