it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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