she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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