Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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