dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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