covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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