I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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