Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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