So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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