North Korea, Best Korea!
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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