I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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