If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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