I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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