Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
