What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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You shouldn't be asking this guy, you should be asking will ferell, Owen Wilson, or Vince vaughn
I think there should always be more than one stiff there
do it when no one is around.
Not true, smiche. People go to friends funerals all the time. That sort of sounds morbid, but, meh...
I read this as hitting a girl...
The corpse is not the only thing that's stiff..
80% chance ur related ur at a funeral
depends on how old the deceased is, the older the person, the greater the chance of being a family member.
I say respect the dead, family, and friends, and wait until after the funeral...
Tell her you want to put a nail in her coffin. Then pick one of the flowers off the corpse, preferably a rose, then tell her she smells exactly like it. See, you didn't think I could be romantic ;)
It's all good as long as she's not actually the one in the casket. Just tell her you want her help putting the "fun" back in "funeral".
This gets considerably more awkward when you realize it's the girls mom's funeral.
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