I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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