Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Soap is not a condiment
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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