susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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